Saturday, January 17, 2009

The way we cheat now


The World Wide Wed has its way of drawing you into its deadly tangle of temptations, innocently starting with the excitement of meeting new people


We all know that what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.
Here are ways not to get caught doing the nasty!

1. Don’t ever bring Him/Her home. Your partner doesn’t need the blue light from CSI to have a hunch that someone’s bee in bed. A person can always smell an odor that’s not He/She own.

2. Don’t cheat with anyone who’s related to your partner. The last thing you need is for his entire family to get involved with your relationship problem.

3. If you can’t keep your legs together, the least you could do is keep your mouth shut. Your never know who’s going to let the cat out of the bag.

4. Never email or send letters to each other. Evidence is definitely the one thing you have to be careful about. Put romance aside and be real…. you’re having a fling, not making love

5. Don’t make calls from your mobile or house phone. You can bet your partner will find the itemized bill and wonder why there are so many calls to a number that’s not Him/Her

6. Public displays of affection are a big no-no! Have your dates in inconspicuous places. Out of town trips are the best.

7. Don’t assume you’re smarter than your partner. You’ll eventually get sloppy when you get too confident.


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